Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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