just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i now understand why vodka
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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