Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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