I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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