is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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