either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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