so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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