Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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