Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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