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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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