I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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