Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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