I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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