Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
God I need to hump something, right now.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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