no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
3pm strippers are depressing
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Two words: nipple clamps
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