We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I deserve this hangover.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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