obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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