i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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