So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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