Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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