I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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