Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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