Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
