One girl and one boy is just not enough.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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