How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my being single is dangerous.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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