The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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