dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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