i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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