i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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