A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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