He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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