As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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