We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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