I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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