I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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