Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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