Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
