problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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