I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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