do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so