I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Too much gin, very little bucket
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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