its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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