Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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