His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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