Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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