I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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