Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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