YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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