So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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