god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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