I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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