Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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